Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

[dozer]

As shocking as Onana was last season, Bayindir is perhaps the worst second keeper in the league. We should at least sign a top young talent.

[Felwin]

Dunno if it's the media portrayal or the club line, but it seems like Amorim is saying they weren't fit enough so he's got them training hard. Watch us have 10 players injured by the start of the season now. Hammy is a classic injury from being overworked when your body isn't properly in shape so we can almost say Onana is the first victim.

[Remi Moses]

For all the talk of a "cultural reset" driving United's outgoings, Occam's Razor suggests a simpler reason: the new manager doesn't use wingers, and now all the wingers are for sale. It's likely club-driven, with the "reset" narrative conveniently supporting goals of discipline and cohesion.

[dozer]

For all the talk of a "cultural reset" driving United's outgoings, Occam's Razor suggests a simpler reason: the new manager doesn't use wingers, and now all the wingers are for sale. It's likely club-driven, with the "reset" narrative conveniently supporting goals of discipline and cohesion.

Sancho, Antony and Rashford were going out anyway because of their performances. Mbuemo and Cunha are inverted wingers, which is what we had in our outgoings.

[sheesh]

So it begins. The media campaign to get Amorim sacked next season is underway.

https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/194447 ... s_70g&s=19

[Fuck the Glazers]

For all the talk of a "cultural reset" driving United's outgoings, Occam's Razor suggests a simpler reason: the new manager doesn't use wingers, and now all the wingers are for sale. It's likely club-driven, with the "reset" narrative conveniently supporting goals of discipline and cohesion.

Sancho, Antony and Rashford were going out anyway because of their performances. Mbuemo and Cunha are inverted wingers, which is what we had in our outgoings.

It's both reasons IMO, and also the financial reality that means we have to sell to buy.

We have cash for 1 more signing, presumably Bryan. After that we need to sell.

Thankfully we happen to have a set of cunts we can get rid of. But in the future it'll be the likes of Mainoo that have to go to finance incomings. Nobody wants your shit players, they want your good ones.

Speaking of which, hopefully we can keep Kobbie this summer. If we can't shift anyone else, we might have to accept a bid on him.

It's hard to be successful when you have to sell to buy. Until the club is turning a significant profit, we might be a bit fooked.

[Felwin]

So it begins. The media campaign to get Amorim sacked next season is underway.

https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/194447 ... s_70g&s=19

It started in about January when everyone said we're gonna get relegated tbf

[dozer]

We don't need that many players. It's more important to sell and the best time to do that is this season because of no midweek games.

The extra time for rest and training should alone get us a lot of points. We should have fewer injuries. Getting rid of toxic waste should be the highest priority.

[Fuck the Glazers]

So it begins. The media campaign to get Amorim sacked next season is underway.

https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/194447 ... s_70g&s=19

It started in about January when everyone said we're gonna get relegated tbf

I would argue that's cos statistically we were in relegation form. And it's not over a small sample size, it was over 7 months.

In other news 5 players have been exiled and are training alone once everyone else has gone home.

https://x.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1944 ... eUWmw&s=19

Not sure this is a good strategy tbh. Seems harsh on Malacia and Antony cos they haven't acted like cunts.

[dozer]

So it begins. The media campaign to get Amorim sacked next season is underway.

https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/194447 ... s_70g&s=19

It started in about January when everyone said we're gonna get relegated tbf

I would argue that's cos statistically we were in relegation form. And it's not over a small sample size, it was over 7 months.

In other news 5 players have been exiled and are training alone once everyone else has gone home.

https://x.com/TheAthleticFC/status/1944 ... eUWmw&s=19

Not sure this is a good strategy tbh. Seems harsh on Malacia and Antony cos they haven't acted like cunts.

Don't keep players you don't want in the squad. What's wrong with the strategy?
Cut them out now so that we can focus on our core group and they can worry about their next club. It's hardly a punishment.
This is not specific to people with disciplinary issues. Anyone who is not wanted is out of the squad so they won't be part of the training.