dozer wrote: ↑6 months ago
United should hire a data analyst as our next manager if ten hag loses his job. At least he'll be ruthless with players.
You looking for a job?
Yes but I'm not a data analyst.
I think I can do the United job better than whatever we've had. I'm not including ten hag in this yet, it's early.
I'll have the title of manager because anyone currently with that title is deluded about players.
I'll just decide which player goes every season. That'll be my only job.
Then I'll hire an other manager to do the rest of the work but he won't have that title. Let him have an other title like cunt or something. He can do whatever a manager does including buying players except deciding who stays every season.
dozer wrote: ↑6 months ago
United should hire a data analyst as our next manager if ten hag loses his job. At least he'll be ruthless with players.
You looking for a job?
Yes but I'm not a data analyst.
I think I can do the United job better than whatever we've had. I'm not including ten hag in this yet, it's early.
I'll have the title of manager because anyone currently with that title is deluded about players.
I'll just decide which player goes every season. That'll be my only job.
Then I'll hire an other manager to do the rest of the work but he won't have that title. Let him have an other title like cunt or something. He can do whatever a manager does including buying players except deciding who stays every season.
That alone will improve the club.
Surely you'd want to bagsy the title of cunt for yourself
dozer wrote: ↑6 months ago
United should hire a data analyst as our next manager if ten hag loses his job. At least he'll be ruthless with players.
You looking for a job?
Yes but I'm not a data analyst.
I think I can do the United job better than whatever we've had. I'm not including ten hag in this yet, it's early.
I'll have the title of manager because anyone currently with that title is deluded about players.
I'll just decide which player goes every season. That'll be my only job.
Then I'll hire an other manager to do the rest of the work but he won't have that title. Let him have an other title like cunt or something. He can do whatever a manager does including buying players except deciding who stays every season.
That alone will improve the club.
Surely you'd want to bagsy the title of cunt for yourself
dozer wrote: ↑6 months ago
United should hire a data analyst as our next manager if ten hag loses his job. At least he'll be ruthless with players.
You looking for a job?
Yes but I'm not a data analyst.
I think I can do the United job better than whatever we've had. I'm not including ten hag in this yet, it's early.
I'll have the title of manager because anyone currently with that title is deluded about players.
I'll just decide which player goes every season. That'll be my only job.
Then I'll hire an other manager to do the rest of the work but he won't have that title. Let him have an other title like cunt or something. He can do whatever a manager does including buying players except deciding who stays every season.
That alone will improve the club.
Surely you'd want to bagsy the title of cunt for yourself
Tbf that'll be my job if you think about it. But I have the take the manager title because anyone with that title lacks basic common sense when it comes to losing players. I can't comprehend it.
I'll treat the players well, thank them for their services and let them go. That's it. There's nothing mean about it. The United player's job has the most job security I've ever seen, probably only topped by an Indian govt employee's job but they're paid peanuts.
