Lisandro Martinez - The Butcher

[JoelfuckingGlazer]

MOTM against Liverpool
MOTM against Southampton

[brianofnazarethffs]

Player of the year contender already. My new boner attraction.

[Fuck the Glazers]

He handled Che Adams and that other big cunt Southampton have very well - better than Slabhead and Hoof have in the past. Che Adams has tortured Hood in particular.

His height has not once been an issue for the last two games but I don't think that's going to stop the entire football media telling us he's 5ft 9 every 15 seconds.

[Felwin]

Player of the month for August. Fully deserved.

[fat maradona]

Player of the year contender already. My new boner attraction.

You always were easy to please

It's about time we had some players that actually gave a fuck about pulling that shirt on. It's early days for all the new lads and the manager but the signs are promising.

All that's missing in my life now is Sid confirming he's a capitalist at heart.

[FuB]

Player of the year contender already. My new boner attraction.

You always were easy to please

It's about time we had some players that actually gave a fuck about pulling that shirt on. It's early days for all the new lads and the manager but the signs are promising.

All that's missing in my life now is Sid confirming he's a capitalist at heart.

Give it a couple more years and he'll be boring us with talk of his portfolio

[Fuck the Glazers]

This is every game n all. Best CB in the Prem at the min?

[swampash]

Rock on Lofty...

[Jason]

Seen Utd post this on their socials, Martinez is only the 5th ever (current) United player to win the world cup.

I know England have been shite for 60 odd years, but thats still an incredible stat!

[FuB]

Seen Utd post this on their socials, Martinez is only the 5th ever (current) United player to win the world cup.

I know England have been shite for 60 odd years, but thats still an incredible stat!

Three of those five were from 1966. The other is Pogba so it's been just the three England players for those 57 years.