Assessing our squad

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brianofnazarethffs
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I’ll assess our squad. It’s the worst one in living memory.

Keep Amad and Bruno and fuck the rest off.
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Build the squad around Amad, Yoro, Mainoo. That's it.

I wouldn't be in a rush to sell Bruno, but such is the size of the overhaul we need, I'd have to cash in if the offer genuinely is 100m. No less though.

Not even slightly arsed about the rest.
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Watching this PSG side shows just how far off we are. Light years away from competing. Depressing.
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brianofnazarethffs wrote: ↑1 year ago Watching this PSG side shows just how far off we are. Light years away from competing. Depressing.
It's amazing what a state backed, sports washing club can achieve!
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Jason wrote: ↑1 year ago
brianofnazarethffs wrote: ↑1 year ago Watching this PSG side shows just how far off we are. Light years away from competing. Depressing.
It's amazing what a state backed, sports washing club can achieve!
We had it though. 2008. And we pissed it up the wall.
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He's gone, isn't he? Just on the wind-up now.

Part of me admires his pig-headed arrogance and "fuck the lot of you" attitude, but it's making it increasingly harder to get rid for a decent price. Honestly think this is a rare case where the club isn't really to blame. Maybe if we played a system that benefited him more, he'd have had a better season, been a cunt, but been "our" cunt. But a lot of those chances he spooned were just him being thick as shit instead of taking the easy finish. Bags of talent but he'll never be top drawer IMO (watch him be the next Ronaldo now).
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Gone for sure. Should get £50M once the market warms up. In the right team/system he will be an excellent player especially once his decision making improves. He would tear it up in Italy or Germany. Wish him well, but glad he's going. He's part of the squad psychology we are trying to change.
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Disappointing
So much potential but no iq
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dozer
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I couldn't care less if Garnacho was the perfect good boy. The quality because of his football iq isn't there so throw him out.
Onana isn't misbehaving in social media but we all want him gone. The same applies to Garnacho and our other wingers
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fat maradona wrote: ↑2 years ago
JoelfuckingGlazer wrote: ↑2 years ago Shaw out for the season. Probably fucks us for top 4 with Martinez out too.

We need a new left back. Can't trust Shaw to stay fit for a season. That awful injury at a young age messed him up.
Now we’ll regret selling Alvaro Fernandez. Better than Malaccia and still only 20.
We really are shit tbh. We let Alvaro go on loan and replaced him with Reguilon on loan from Spurs. And then we didn’t bother exercising the £14m buy back to instead spend £30m on Dorgu. And Real end up spending £50m on him and he’ll go on to be a class LB.
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