Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Alfonso Bedoya
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Anyone see the stories saying we're offering £30mill for Luiz?

That would really upset me... worse than signing Fellaini.

More stories about us offering large for Ozil...

Oh well... less than a week left, and then we can stop wasting our time and get back to reality.
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Ok...

Well, some papers are saying we've agreed £20mill with Everton for Fellaini.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/27/mancheste ... r-3939741/

http://www.premiershiptalk.com/2013/08/ ... ip+Talk%29

That should make Bernie happy.
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Jesus I'd love to see Ozil / Kagawa / RVP in full flight:) Moyesy make it happen pls
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Bannaroar wrote:Jesus I'd love to see Ozil / Kagawa / RVP in full flight:) Moyesy make it happen pls
If Kagawa can't get a game with the current squad it's unlikely that he will ever play when Fellaini and Ozil/Bale/Iniesta/Zidane nonsense are signed.
Rooney is probably staying and Carrick will start every game. So Rooney/RVP up front, Fellaini and Carrick in midfield. That's 4 places cemented and the fantastic Hernandez can compete for the the striker's spot. Moyes looks like he prefers having 2 wingers in the 11 and I'd rather that Kagawa not play in the left wing, he's not a winger - Moyes seems to prefer Welbeck there anyway.

Kagawa, Nick Powell etc won't get a game and that's by not even considering Ozil. Not sure where Ozil etc will fit in when we already have so many places already cemented by some players - and if Ozil is signed then he'll be above Kagawa and Powell in the pecking order.

Pogba was a very smart man indeed.
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http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Featu ... nited.aspx

Fuck sake, at least Woodward's been busy making some signings....
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Ozil said he's staying at Madrid. Didn't we turn down the chance to sign him anyway? It'll be Fellaini or nothing. He's not the quality we need, but we definitely need another player to give Cleverley/Anderson some competition and provide Carrick backup.
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We sign Fellaini and we'll have the strongest midfield in the league.
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Pikey McScum
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dozer wrote:We sign Fellaini and we'll have the strongest midfield in the league.
Tongue firmly in cheek mate?

Either way, I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
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marlon wrote:Ozil said he's staying at Madrid. Didn't we turn down the chance to sign him anyway?
He opted for Madrid cos we wouldn't pay £13m for him.

And yet we're now apparently willing to fork out £20m for a spastic like Fellaini
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Pikey McScum wrote:
marlon wrote:Ozil said he's staying at Madrid. Didn't we turn down the chance to sign him anyway?
He opted for Madrid cos we wouldn't pay £13m for him.

And yet we're now apparently willing to fork out £20m for a spastic like Fellaini

Surely that can't be the case... I know we've been like cunts in the transfer market but if we got him offered on a plate at £13 million we'd take it?!
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