Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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dozer
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You've got to be joking! Alexis Sanchez is not fit to tie Robben's boots.
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dozer wrote:You've got to be joking! Alexis Sanchez is not fit to tie Robben's boots.
FFS. Are you taking the piss?
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When England played Chile the other month Sanchez was technically the best player on the pitch - miles fucking better than everybody else, including Rooney

He was much fitter too, and much much stronger, and quicker, so so quick

It was a bit like fucking hell is this what they're producing abroad. On another level to the shite we produce and hype

He's class, wasted in the Barca team a bit, built for the Prem
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Sid wrote:When England played Chile the other month Sanchez was technically the best player on the pitch - miles fucking better than everybody else, including Rooney

He was much fitter too, and much much stronger, and quicker, so so quick

It was a bit like fucking hell is this what they're producing abroad. On another level to the shite we produce and hype

He's class, wasted in the Barca team a bit, built for the Prem
Sanchez is absolutely brilliant. World class. only 25, scores a shit load of goals, creates plenty, is lightning quick, and isn't a snide cheating cunt either.
sheesh

I was gutted when Sanchez chose Barcelona over us. I would take him in a heartbeat.
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Would love Sanchez. You do get the feeling that there will be a couple of bodies leaving Barca this summer, they're talking about the need for an overhaul. If players of the quality of Sanchez or Fabregas go elsewhere, it will be galling if it's not to us.
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Yaya Toure is available. He wants to leave because his owners wouldn't shake his hand and give him cake for his birthday.
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dozer wrote:You've got to be joking! Alexis Sanchez is not fit to tie Robben's boots.
FFS Dozer...
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Toni Kroos deal done apparently?!? Would be class.
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