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by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: Anything But United
Topic: Other Teams' Stuff
Replies: 13429
Views: 814635

Re: Other Teams' Stuff

Sanchez would be sensational in the premiership. I'd be gutted if he went anywhere but here and if he does, you'll see we've missed out (again) massively in due course.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 870048

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

It baffles me a bit. If we are in for him, his release clause goes up in a WEEK. Did Woodward not learn from last time? Also Ed's going to have to admit that they weren't imposters as previously claimed! Another Shaw story doing the rounds that Koeman wants £40 million for him now, obviously for th...
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 870048

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Strong rumours today that we've met the release clause for 36m euros for Ander Herrera. At least we're linked with a promising signing thankfully. I'll believe any deal when I see it. But if true, its proof positive that we aren't able to sign any top drawer, established leading players in the game...
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: Anything But United
Topic: Other Teams' Stuff
Replies: 13429
Views: 814635

Re: Other Teams' Stuff

I'd be gutted if Sanchez went to Liverpool. We should get in their now and offer whatever it takes to get him.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 870048

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Get in. The deal we've all been waiting for. What with that and the signing of our new Asian sponsor, we're pretty much set for next season.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 870048

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Forget any top drawer players like Vidal or Sanchez coming in. Won't happen. But if we can sign some players of decent quality to start addressing the gaps we have in the squad and work in the system Van Gaal operates, we might have enough to squeeze fourth place. And that's it - maybe squeezing fou...
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 870048

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Signed our 36th commercial partner today with some Korean drugs company for £40 odd million. We have 31 players listed in our first team 'squad' which includes - Amos, Johnstone, Bebe, Powell, M. Keane, Henriquez, Varela and Zaha which have played less than a handful of games for us. I'll just let ...
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 870048

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

We're signing no one of note lads. Accept it.

We're a fucking joke.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
10 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 870048

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

dozer wrote:It's shocking how Chelsea can sign both Costa and Fabregas and we're left holding our dicks in our hands.
Its not shocking. Its depressingly predictable. We're a laughing stock as a club now. Incompetent on and off the pitch.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
10 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 870048

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

The closest we'll get to a midfield signing this summer, is Anderson returning from loan.