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by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: Anything But United
Topic: Other Teams' Stuff
Replies: 13429
Views: 805880

Re: Other Teams' Stuff

I'd be gutted if Sanchez went to Liverpool. We should get in their now and offer whatever it takes to get him.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 864633

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Get in. The deal we've all been waiting for. What with that and the signing of our new Asian sponsor, we're pretty much set for next season.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 864633

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Forget any top drawer players like Vidal or Sanchez coming in. Won't happen. But if we can sign some players of decent quality to start addressing the gaps we have in the squad and work in the system Van Gaal operates, we might have enough to squeeze fourth place. And that's it - maybe squeezing fou...
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 864633

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

Signed our 36th commercial partner today with some Korean drugs company for £40 odd million. We have 31 players listed in our first team 'squad' which includes - Amos, Johnstone, Bebe, Powell, M. Keane, Henriquez, Varela and Zaha which have played less than a handful of games for us. I'll just let ...
by JoelfuckingGlazer
9 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 864633

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

We're signing no one of note lads. Accept it.

We're a fucking joke.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
10 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 864633

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

dozer wrote:It's shocking how Chelsea can sign both Costa and Fabregas and we're left holding our dicks in our hands.
Its not shocking. Its depressingly predictable. We're a laughing stock as a club now. Incompetent on and off the pitch.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
10 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 864633

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

The closest we'll get to a midfield signing this summer, is Anderson returning from loan.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
10 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 864633

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

you are bunch of strupud fucks if you think that united used to ever compete for the best players in the world. the only player we ever bought who was probably the best in the world at that time was Veron. That is it. rooney, rio, ronaldo, berba, hughes, mata, schmikes, yorke, cole, giggs, scholes,...
by JoelfuckingGlazer
10 years ago
Forum: Anything But United
Topic: Other Teams' Stuff
Replies: 13429
Views: 805880

Re: Other Teams' Stuff

Dippers close to signing Rickie Lambert apparently.
by JoelfuckingGlazer
10 years ago
Forum: The Manchester United Forum
Topic: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III
Replies: 21688
Views: 864633

Re: Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

I'm not a big fan of stats. Call me old fashioned, but i prefer to watch all aspects of what a player does and doesn't do and then decide how good he is, or isn't.

Welbeck's ok, but he's not top drawer. For his own sake he needs to go where he'll play every week.