James looks mediocre as fuck though. He can't shoot or dribble past players. He's got pace and isn't bad with possession but he isn't an improvement among our first choice attackers. He was bought as one for the future, but got thrust into first team action because everyone else has been injured or...

brianofnazarethffs wrote: ↑4 years ago

Ooh, who's the chap on the left?? He's dreamy and would sell a few shirts for us like Becks...

(any excuse to use the wanking emoji)

Rojo has also fucked off back to Argentina (only on loan, mind, but at least he's off the wage bill) so that's another positive this window. Saw he was in the stands for the match last night and my heart sank a little, but supposedly his flight's leaving any minute now. I assumed, in line with our ...

From what I hear Fernandes takes risks with his passes so he loses possession a lot. The problem is if he loses possession with sideways passing Christ almighty, you really are something else - have you seen his assist/goals stats from the last couple of seasons??? Creative players play risky passe...

Ole chatting last night about the urgent need for a striker - possibility of another signing by Friday??

I can't see it, unless we get some has-been on loan...

I would give Matic another year just because we have little to no proper older experienced players, Maguire is still 26 and only here months, him and Lingard are the two elder lol, Haha Matic has just scored haha!!!! Say what you want about him, and I'm certainly not his biggest fan, but credit whe...

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/manchester-united-agree-deal-to-sign-bruno-fernandes So he looks like the ever-so-slightly-better looking cousin of Frank Ribery, but his stats are pretty fucking impressive! How's he going to do lads? I expect him to make a sub appearance at the weekend, but on...

Still haggling over the Bruno Fernandes fee allegedly (shut up Dozer before you fucking start), and no whiff of anyone else yet.

Grim...

One week to go.

Grim

If Tevez actually comes back (I know, I know - Daily Mail pish) I'm done lads.

Out.

Finished.

It'll be proof the club's being allowed to die.