Absolutely dire so far.

No one cares!

What the fuck was that last 30 mins?! Jesus.

Corner, few minutes to go and we take a short corner. WTF.

Let’s go! I’m hoping for an 8 nil win to United!

We’d lost that before. Great win. We were shite but who cares!

We’re due to give someone a bumming. It won’t be today however! I’m going 2-2.

Loving Garnacho starting!

I’m hoping we smash them but we’ll lose!!

Ronaldo REFUSED to come on V Spurs. He’s now dropped from the squad against Chelski and training on his own.

Well done Ten Hag! Brilliantly done and you have our full support. Ronaldo, do one you gimp. Whilst you’re doing one, let your ego have a word with your legs. They’re clearly miles apart!