I can just imagine Old Trafford through VR; it'd look perfect, fans happy and cheering, bogs that flush etc Then you go there in person and it's rusting, the electrics don't work, there's piss bubbling up through the drains etc. Be like that moment in the Matrix when Neo wakes up In the sense where...

JoelfuckingGlazer wrote: ↑23 hours ago Does anyone have a piece of chalk?

Maybe you should do a fully immersive VR demonstration and dozer can stick his occulus on his bonce. Might be difficult, given we're talking about United, but try to steer clear of horror.

If ever you needed some evidence that we're just defence and attack with no midfield, that's it.

Jason wrote: ↑3 days ago Toxic club. What the fuck is going on.

Only 1 team wants this tonight.

Yeah. We really don't seem that arsed, do we? Even if we were we'd have to battle our inner shitness all the same

Fuck the Glazers wrote: ↑3 days ago Martial's pace on the counter makes sense but the cunt can't hold the ball up. Hojlund would have been a better shout.

If we had a CF that could hold the ball up, we'd be able to relieve some of Newcastle's pressure.

Hojlund is pretty pacey and holds the ball up better than Martial anyway

And get wan bissaka off too. He's had lead boots all game

Get Rashford and Martial off for fuck's sake

You have to admire our ability to fuck about in our own box

We're a total shambles

Onana flapping