Didn't realise this, but Bruno turns 30 in September. I think if a big offer comes in during the summer, we'd take it. Because our transfer record is so good right? You reckon we'd spend the money well on replacements? What are the odds we'll sign someone who's injury prone or assaults his partner?...

McTominay was our best player yesterday. He reminds me of Fellaini at his peak. I'd make him captain permanently.

The problem apart from the image quality is that it gave me headaches quickly. Nausea too. Vr headsets are too heavy to keep on your face as well. Its very uncomfortable. Battery life doesn't last too long either. Also forgot to add that there was that time I was watching porn through my Vr headset...

why do you doubt what I say? I've tried my theory on FM23 and we won the quadruple.

Fuck the Glazers wrote: ↑1 year ago Mainoo was faultless. He put senior players to shame. Won't be long before the Bellingham comparisons are made.

Bellingham is the most over rated player in the world at the moment

Lindelhoof has been shit at pretty much everything today. If he wasn't in the 11, we'd be defending pretty well. Spot on. His first contribution to the match was being muscled off the ball. It's not got any better His football IQ is much higher than any of our other defenders, they’re letting him d...

If Rashford had more luck, he’d be world class

Onana’s kicking is worse than De Gea’s

Fellaini has scored more goals than Hojlund

Hag has been worse than the PE teacher