mufcplzen.png "Match momentum" from last night (don't ask me how it's calculated but I think it's a mix of possession, tackles won etc.) Subs changed the game. Only watched the "highlights" so I'm not going to say much more but it's clear that Antony and Mount coming on complete...

Was there a game on? Why are there still Europa League games? Can it just fuck off now?

How fucking ridiculous is it that Abu Dhabi are the shittest they've been in years but they'll still probably beat us. I was more confident when Ole was in charge because at least then you'd consistently get a ball into Rashford or Martial and they'd still score the odd goal. I could maybe see a hig...

The narrative on Ineos has changed very quickly :)) When I asked everyone not to blow Ineos yet because they haven't achieved anything, I was called a wum. We signed ten hags players and staff last summer. I wonder if that had anything to do with it. I have no idea what's going on. In a way, it's a...

Making the fans pay for the owners' incompetence is gonna have more implications for the future of United than being shit at football IMO Fans have stuck by the club despite watching pure shit on the pitch for 10 years. But being punished and priced out is different. People are rightly gonna think ...

The big change compared to when Pep came in is that all the teams are technical AND phenomenally fit now. There are barely any clodhoppers in the league, and even less so teams full of them. So it becomes an advantage to be big and imposing, esepcially when the technical/fitness gap isn't as big as ...

Dan Ashworth gone already, 5 months in and after a multimillion compo agreement. Shambles. ???????????? Very strange. Is Ratcliffe losing his faculties? Did Ashworth speak out against him? Can't think why else they'd sack him so early. To put it into perspective, the compo for Ashworth was £2-3m an...

Ratcliffe: 'I don't think it's right that a Manchester United ticket costs less than a Fulham ticket'. Well they're a better side Jim. Maybe sort that first, eh? What a fucking cunt. I've gone from thinking he was a bit of a bellend with dirty business connections to thoroughly hating the cunt. Can...

Jose Mourinho: “Guardiola said something to me yesterday. He won six trophies and I won three, but I won fairly and cleanly.  'If I lost, I want to congratulate my opponent because he was better than me.” “I don't want to win by dealing with 150 lawsuits.” :)) Jose seems unaware Chelsea are involve...