Onana is shite. The only players I'm arsed about keeping are Mainoo, Amad, and Yoro, Mazraoui and Ugarte because they're new. I wouldn't give a fuck if any of the rest left, and most of them I actively want to fuck off.

We're dull, we're ineffective, we lack intensity and urgency. Its the worst squad we've had for decades. Until that changes, nothing on the field will change.

City beaten by a really poor Juve team. City huff and puff but can't score. They're shit in defence and get turned around in midfield. They're shite, but the fight has left them too, which will no doubt be compounded by Pep declaring he's off. They'll still tuck us up on Sunday. We have no real fig...

They're cunts lads, plain and simple. They're just cunts who have more of an interest in round footballs than oval ones. But cunts, nonetheless. 'The annual £100 bonus given to staff at Manchester United has been replaced by a £40 M&S voucher. It follows the decision to cancel the Christmas part...

Watching Sancho have a really good game for Chelsea, his playing style would have been ideal for Amorim.

Meanwhile, Romano is reporting that Ashworth is basically carrying the can for backing Hag to stay in the summer, then very much wanted Southgate instead or Amorim. You could see that being the case. But fuck me, did INEOS not have conversations about vision alignment with Ashworth when getting him?...

Dan Ashworth’s departure was ‘a very difficult decision’ for all parties, but there were concerns that the Sporting Director wasn’t making enough cuts to the football department as part of a wide-ranging economy drive by INEOS.
@ChrisWheelerDM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">🚨 | There is currently an EMERGENCY MEETiNG ongoing within <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/mufc?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#mufc</a> after Dan Ashworth&#39;s departure. <a href="...

It's bemusing. I'm sure more detail will come out, but it smacks of something rotten going on.