Hola twats! Thanks FuB for updating the forum to the latest and greatest software. In the 21st century it's a miracle this 20th century form of media still survives. This forum was first online around the time Arsenal last won the league and porno had to be downloaded pixel by pixel and then BT sent...

Mario Gotze: "When I was at Borussia, Marco Reus wanted a move to Manchester United. This hasn't changed" Would piss my pants!!! If he did say that it was when SAF was still there and not the Clueless One. It seems as if this Gotze quote is made up. 'Proper' papers picking it up without f...

Midfielders definitely moving:
Kaka

Midfielders who might be moving:
Ozil
Di Maria

Fluffy haired mediocre dirty fuckers United will massively over-pay for:
Fellaini


That is all

Alfonso Bedoya wrote::mrgreen:

Knobby needs a shave.

Isn't that his wife? Who exactly have I been hanging out the back of all these years?

Pikey McScum wrote:On behalf of Cal, I'd like to thank his mum for shagging that elephant and gifting him with a cock that could dwarf a Dubai skyscraper

Cal are we brothers for I too am cursed with Elephantitis of the cock

I'd vote for cal to be a mod Sure, why not. Every fucker and his dog is a mod these days :) Now you are just being mean there Ed! :lol: Why am I a trainee? That sounds so wrong. Am in my bloody forties! Cal - it's disturbing that you still don't have an avatar. I'm thinking of adding one for you. h...

Selamatpagibang wrote:Hello fellow United fans!

Nobody's a fan. We do it because we are forced to by our overlords.

I'd vote for cal to be a mod Sure, why not. Every fucker and his dog is a mod these days :) Now you are just being mean there Ed! :lol: Why am I a trainee? That sounds so wrong. Am in my bloody forties! It's the ranking system... the more you post the faster you work your way up to the First Team!

captainhormone wrote:I'd vote for cal to be a mod

Sure, why not. Every fucker and his dog is a mod these days

I didn't make it anywhere on holiday yet. But this year I have been to Barcelona, Brussels, Cologne, San Francisco/Silicon Valley, Seoul, Tokyo, Abu Dhabi and Boston. With another trip to San Francisco coming up and then New York in October. Does that count? Smarmy cunt, you... Just finished a coup...